Bon Voyage, Vonage

Vonage, you're fired. I'm tired of your static - it sounds like the other person is sitting right next to a roaring campfire. I'm tired of you cutting out on me in the middle of a critical sentence. I'm off to AT&T and their quadplay - Phone, DSL, Satellite and Cellular service. Landline, here I come!

Bon Voyage, Vonage!